"Your goose is cooked!"
That was the puzzling exclamation out of my mother's mouth following the event we now know as the "Snorkel Incident." David, my younger brother who was about 7 years old at the time, was in the pool being his normal annoying self when a snorkel mysteriously traversed the yard, striking him in the cheek.
While I maintained my innocence, mom insisted she saw the whole ordeal. Justice was accordingly served, with no fair trial mind you!
Anyway, what do you mean, "Your goose is cooked"?

This is the seal of a town in Czech Republic known as Husinec. Six hundred years ago, it was called Husinec of Bohemia. It's a goose. That's because Husinec means "Goose Town." Also six hundred years ago, around 1369 to be exact, it became the hometown to one of the pre-Reformers, John Hus. He shortened his name in the 1390's, and endured many jokes about his "goose" name. But more on that later. His parents were Moravian peasants, so to escape poverty, he entered the priesthood.
Following in the footsteps of John Wyclif, Hus also believed in the authority of the Word, over the practices of the Roman Catholic Church. During his time at the University of Prague, and later in his pastorate at Bethlehem Chapel in Prague, Hus wrote and preached against the teachings of Rome, which led to his excommunication and label as a heretic. This conflict contiuned until the year 1414, when the Council of Constance convened to sort" out the Hus matter, as his teachings and and ministry at Bethlehem Chapel was leading a reform of the entire Bohemian region.

Under the promise of safe lodging and the chance to defend his beliefs and effect reforms in the Church, Hus traveled to Germany, only to be imprisoned from November, 1414 to May, 1415, whereupon he was given one chance to recant his views. Hus refused, and, during the eighth convening of the council, was condemned to be burned at the stake.
John Hus was executed on July 6, 1415, along with all his clothing and possessions, then his ashes were thrown into a lake. However, Hus' beliefs had already taken hold in Bohemia. The 1420's and 30's saw a series of wars in that region between the Roman Catholics and the followers of Hus and Wyclif. These are known as the Hussite Wars, and are believed to be the first European military conflicts in which guns were used.
Nevertheless, the theology of Hus and Wyclif had been established in Eastern Europe. One hundred years later, another pastor/teacher/theologian would come along and be influenced by the writings of John Hus. Martin Luther would teach his students the beliefs and doctrines held deeply by Hus, and reminded them of the "goose" who was "cooked" in order to preserve those beliefs.
According to Schaff, Hus created a motto based on a sermon by John Wyclif that, "Truth will Conquer." Should we be confronted because of our beliefs, and should we actually have to defend them in opposition to harm and death, instead of just rejection and humiliation and compromise, may we be willing to have our gooses cooked! May we say with Hus,
"God is my witness that I have never taught that of which I have by false witnesses been accused. In the truth of the Gospel which I have written, taught, and preached, I will die today with gladness."